I always go into seeing every movie with excitement, an open mind and great optimism. But sometimes things just don't work out. Here are a few films that I saw last year that unfortunately just didn't work for me.
"AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER"
Sure, "Avatar: The Way of Water", James Cameron's sequel to his 2009 visually groundbreaking, sci-fi adventure, has not only become the highest grossing film of 2022 but has leapt to become the fourth highest grossing film of all-time (with Cameron's "Avatar" and "Titanic" ranking at number one and number three respectively) currently at $2.1 billion dollars. And I'm certain that I may be in the minority (since it would require many people to have seen this movie multiple times in order for it to have made this amount of money) but I did not enjoy "The Way of Water" and even given a free ticket could not get me to sit through this movie again. This film picks up sixteen years later on the planet Pandora where American solider, Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) is living as an Avatar with his love, Neytiri (Zoe Saldaña) as one of the Na'vi, raising their five children which includes Spider (Jack Champion), the human son of Colonel Quaritch (Stephen Lang) who died fighting against the Na'vi. With Earth still dying, the Resources Development Administration have returned to Pandora in order to once again try and take over the planet, with a mission now run by General Ardmore (Edie Falco). The new plan involves using Na'vi avatars that utilizes the memories of dead soldiers, including Quaritch, in the battle to colonize Pandora. With the avatar Quaritch capturing Spider, learning about the language and customs of the Na'vi, Jake convinces a reluctant Neytiri to take their family to shelter with the Metkayina people who live isolated surrounding the sea, instead of fighting. But Quaritch is determined to track them down no matter where they hide. There is more plot involved but not really worth going over as it doesn't add up to much. The narrative of "The Way of Water" is so basic with such dreadful dialogue that it makes the mind-numbing three-hour runtime feel even longer. Even the visual effects and action sequences add nothing to enhance this poorly conceived adventure. "Avatar: The Way of Water" is definitely not worth the long wait."DON'T WORRY DARLING"
"BROS"
"Bros" was promoted as the first gay romantic comedy from a major studio with an actual cast of LGBTQ performers. And while the far more enjoyable other gay rom-com released last year, "Fire Island" may have been technically first, "Bros" fails to deliver many laughs or stir amorous emotions in this rom-com about modern gay men trying to find love in today's complicated world. Billy Eichner (who also co-wrote the screenplay with the director, Nicholas Stoller) plays Bobby, the host of a podcast about Stonewall who has proudly accepted being single and feeling no shame. At a party, Bobby meets Aaron (Luke Macfarlane), a hot muscle gay. The two later begin to date and while they are attracted to each other, Bobby and Aaron have very different views on life, sex and relationships, making them find a true love connection together extremely challenging. MacFarlane does bring an effortless charm to his character (which I'm sure has much to do with the years of him playing the (straight) romantic lead in many Hallmark Channel movies) but Eichner is the harder sell. The comedian and star of the popular game show, "Billy on the Street" doesn't naturally radiate warmth and charisma, making him come across far too abrasive to be effective as the focus of a romantic comedy. The actors also don't generate much chemistry as a couple which doesn't help imaging that their characters would seriously end up happily ever after. Eichner has been quite vocal about his disappointment with the film underperforming, blaming homophobia for the film's poor box-office. There certainly could be some truth to his claim but the problems with "Bros" could also be the underdeveloped characters, lack of funny jokes, too much time spent venting about gay culture and relationships and the inability to create an inviting atmosphere.
"BONES AND ALL"Luca Guadagnino is one of the more commanding filmmakers currently working today, crafting emotionally complex, carnally driven, visually stimulating cinema like such memorable works as "I am Love", "A Bigger Splash" and "Call Me By Your Name". But the Italian director's latest, "Bones and All", based on the book by Camille DeAngelis, is a teenage cannibalistic love story that features his compelling style and some outstanding performances, yet this creepy, road-trip drama never successfully achieves a convincing cohesion with its mix of narrative themes. After being abandoned by her father (Andre Holland) on her eighteenth birthday, Maren (Taylor Russell) is forced to confront what she has never admitted to herself; she has a taste for human flesh. Maren's father details her history, beginning with devouring the babysitter as a child, on cassette tapes for her, no longer believing she will outgrow this uncontrollable desire. Out on her own, Maren meets other "eaters" which includes Sully (an excellent Mark Rylance), an older eccentric who educates her on their ways. Feeling uncomfortable around Sully, Maren flees his home, later meeting Lee (a scary-thin Timothée Chalamet), a fellow teenage "eater" who she falls for, joining her on a quest to Minnesota to see if she can get information on her mother who disappeared when she was an infant. "Bones and All" doesn't work as a romance, an emotional drama or a horror film, leaving behind only a listless, unfocused movie.
"THE SON"
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